Celebrity ass kicker

Posted by jt at 11:20 AM in humor . | 0 Comments

I found this amusing:

Celebrities whose asses I have kicked

Por ejemplo:

WHO: Walt Disney
WHERE: Brookline, MA. December 12, 2002; New England Cryogenic Center.
HOW IT WENT DOWN: I know what you’re going to say: “But he’s already dead.” Correction: cryogenically frozen. I’ve got a buddy who works security for the place where they keep his cartooning butt on ice. He let me in one afternoon and I wailed away on ol’ Walty until sundown. I kicked him in the nuts alone for at least half an hour. Don’t get me wrong, I love those old Disney films. It was just a chance I couldn’t pass up. And you can bet, when they defrost that fatty in the age of rocket cars, he’ll cough up some blood, see the boot prints on his chest, and know I was the baddest mo-fo in the 21st century.